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Hoyt, Robert A.

When asked about himself, Robert said only, "I have been carbon based since birth. I enjoy breathing, and currently hobby in keeping my heart beating." That last is particularly important since he lives under the watchful eye of a number of cats, all of whom require that he feed them regularly and who, if one is to believe him, have threatened to turn him into their zombie slave if he should ever fail in his duty to worship them the way all cats demand to be worshipped.

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